• When you have to make two trips to get the groceries from the car.
• When people with an atrocious voice insist on singing along to the terrible song playing in the supermarket.
• People who have the amazing quality of interrupting a class or a meeting only to divulge some blatantly unnecessary nugget of information just so they can ostentatiously prove their knowledge.
• Girls who purport that ‘tangerine' is a natural skin pigmentation.
• People who know their headphones are too loud, but pretend it's in their normal decibel range.
• When you forget to remove the liquid liner on the back of your hand before you go out.
• When someone sets your iPhone to Norwegian.
• When you ask for no cheese - and you get cheese, melted into everything so it's impossible to remove… and you've already driven out the drive-through twenty minutes ago.
• When Facebook tries everything to tempt you to change your mind as you try to delete your account, i.e. ‘what about your best friend?'
• Retail employees that clearly have no interest in customer service but have somehow gotten a job in a shop anyway.
• The amount of passwords, secret answers, usernames, emails, and the plethora of other information you have to recall on a daily basis just to live, or use your iPhone. No I don't remember my second dogs first initial of his last name!
• “Sorry that username is already taken”…and the search continues.
• “Your password must be at least eight characters long, not contain your date of birth, contain at least one number, at least one capital letter, not contain any of the following “ *, /…” and then once you've sorted that, the infamous – “your password does not match the one above.”
• Those ‘guides' (20 page novels) that you get with scientific calculators – I thought buying this calculator would make things easier…